Bhenchod main itna bewakoof kaise ho sakta hu...... maine usko itne gaon main dhundha.... but seher bhul gaya..... Bhenchod....
Jab pheli baar mile the tb bhi toh vo seher hi ja rahi thi.... yaar rajveer tu itna bewakoof kaise ho sakta hai.... but vo hospital main kya kar rahi thi.... vo thik toh haina.... kahi usko kuch ho na gaya ho..... mujhe usko ab yaha per dhundh nikalna hoga.....
Rajveer pocket se phone nikal kar..... ek admi ko phone lgata hai....
Admi:- the number you have dialed is not want to talk to you
Rajveer:- hogya?
Admi:- bhenchod hogya kya matlab... saalo baat iss number se call aayi hai... mujhe toh laga tere phone main number dial karne wala system hi nahi hoga....
Rajveer:- Rudransh main mzak ke mood main nahi hu.... mujhe teri help chaiye.... mujhe meri biwi ko dhundhna hai..... or iss seher ka CM hi meri ache se madat kar Payega....
Rudransh:- bhenchod kyaaaaaa......... biwi..... vo bhi teri...... or ye shaadi hui kb.... or kaha hui..... or mujhe kyu nahi btaya...... ek minute tune ladki shaadi se phele pregnant krdi hogi haina.... Isliye jaldi m shaadi ki.....
Rajveer:- tu chup karega..... bhenchod vo ab pregnant hai mmm shyd pregnant hai.... or hume usko jaldi se jaldi dhundhna hai....
Rudransh:- thik hai main papa se baat karta hu tu aj ghar aja.....
Rajveer:- Thik hai....
ANURAG'S PLACE....
Ragini:- Aagye bacho.....
Prachi:- ji maai aagye....
Ragini:- kya bole doctor sab thik toh hai...
Prachi:- Haan Sab thik hai...
Anurag:- kuch thik nahi hai madam kamzor hai.... or inko healthy khane ko bola hai but nahi inko toh unhealthy khana hai.... baby ka sochna nahi....
Samjh nahi ata.... Kya yaha per sirf main hi bada hu kya.....
Ragini or prachi sath main chila kar bolti hai... Nahi budhe hai.....
Anurag:- tamiz sikha do toh budha hogya main.... chordo saari chize.... aaj raat CM sir ne apko dinner per bulaya hai....
Prachi:- Aree Haa main toh bhul hi gayi.... aj unko baby ki pic bhi dekhni thi...
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Anurag city main 3 badi company run karta tha... Isliye City ke sabhi bade logo se jaan phechan thi... ek baar CM sir jb usko ghar aaye toh unki mulakaat Prachi se hui.... or unki koi beti nahi thi or prachi ko dekh kar unko ek baap ki feeling aayi tb se vo usko beti hai mante hai....
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SHAM KA WAQT...
Rudransh:- bhai papa aaj pure din busy hai bss sham ko free hai toh tu dinner pr aja.... saare ghar ke honge toh koi dikkat nahi hai.......
Rajveer:- Bhai mujhe bss thodi help chaiye baki main khud kar lunga.... or agar itni bhi na mili toh fir main apne asli roop main akar chize karunga.... jo CM shaab ko pasand na aaye...
Rajveer phone rkh kar tyar hone chala jata hai usko kaise bhi karke prachi ko dhundhna tha....
ANURAG'S PLACE
AUTHOR'S POV
Prachi or anurag CM ke dinner ke liye ready ho rahe the..... Or prachi ne saare pheni thi... or sindoor, mangalsutra or toe rings phen rkhi thi.... sbne usko ye utarne ko bola per usne kbhi inko nahi utara na uska man kiya.....
Usko pta tha shaadi main in chizo ki kya importance hai...... or agar sindoor ya mangalsutra utarte hai toh pati ki zindagi khatre main rheti hai...... vo rajveer se gussa thi... Nafrat krti thi...... per itni nahi ki usko jaan se marna chahe.....
CM HOUSE
CM or unki wife prachi ka anne ka bhaut besabri se intezaar kar rahe the...... unki wife dinner ki saari preparation khud dekh rahi thi..... anurag ne unhe prachi ki diet or healthy food ke baare main bta diya tha isliye vo healthy khane ko tasty bnane ki kosis kar rahi thi.....
Kyuki kbhi kbhi kuch khano ko dekh kar prachi ko ulti aajati thi....
Anurag:- namaste uncle.....
CM:- HA ha namaste meri beti kaha hai....
CM wife:- ye kya btmizi hai....
CM:- jab isko pta hai ki main besabri se apni beti ka intezaar kar raha hu toh ye phele kyu aya....
Anurag:- Aree uncle vo dawai lana bhul gyi thi gadi se wahi lene gayi hai....
CM:- Sharam nahi ati tumko meri beti se kaam krwate ho....
Anurag ka muh khula ka khula rhe jata hai kyuki prachi ne usse zid ki thi ki vo khud dawai le ayegi... or usko yaha per dant padh rahi hai.....
Prachi:- aisa nahi hai baba.... hum khud zid karke gye the....
CM:- aree tu toh hai hi mental..... or fir saare Prachi ko sofe per betha kar baatein krne lgte hai...... or saare baari baari se prachi ke stomach ko touch karte hai feel krne ko....
Rudransh ke touch per baby thoda moment bhi krke dikhata hai.... jise saare khush ho jate hai.....
Prachi:- baba 8.30 hogye chale na dinner krte hai fir hume ghar bhi jana maai akeli h...
CM wife:- pheli baat toh tum unhe lekar nahi aayi or ab Jane ki baat kar rahi ho aaj raat yahi rukogi tum..... hume bhi baby ke sath time spend karna hai.....
Prachi:- aisa nahi hai maa actually humne kaha tha maai ko but unhone bola ki unko travel se dikkat ho jati hai..... or fir vo akeli hai hume jana toh pdega na.....
Anurag:- koi nahi maa ke pass main chala jaunga tum ruk jao....
CM:- Haa toh thik hai ye ja raha hai or tum ruk rahi ho.... waise bhi ye tumhara picha nahi chordta.....
Anurag:- Uncle maine apka kya bigada hai aj aap bta de..... jab dekho taane marte rhete ho😭
CM:- Haa ldke bekar hote hai ldkiya pyari.... Isliye dekhna ab bhi ldki ayegi....
CM wife:- aree chlo saare ajao Khana lag gya....
CM: Aree rudransh tumhara dost kaha rhe gya..... ek hi toh tumhara itna Acha dost hai...
Rudransh:- baba agya gaadi Park kar rha hai....
CM wife:- Acha thik hai saare dining table per chlo vo bhi wahi Ajayega.....
Saare dining table per beth jate hai..... head chair per CM... side main unki wife or dusri side unka beta.... anurag or prachi bhi amne samne beth jaate hai.....
Prachi apni plate main khana nikal rahi thi tbhi uska hath waisa ka waisa hi ruk jata hai sirf ek awaj sunkar.... or sbke sr uss awaj ki taraf chale jaate hai....
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